The Weasel, Twelve Monkeys And The Shrub

The Weasel, Twelve Monkeys And The Shrub


The author David Foster Wallace was found dead two days go from a suicide.

Many of you probably know him as the mind behind “Infinite Jest,” but in 2000 he wrote a piece for The Rolling Stone about John McCain and his run for the White House.

Trust me, it’s a must read…especially for observations like this…

One reason a lot of the media on the Trail like John McCain is simply that he’s a cool guy. Nondweeby. In school, Clinton was in Student Government and Band, whereas McCain was a Varsity wrestler and a hellraiser whose talents for partying and getting laid are still spoken of with awe by former classmates. At 63, he’s funny, and smart, and he’ll make fun of himself and his wife and his staff and other pols and the Trail, and he’ll tease the press and give them shit in a way they don’t ever mind because it’s the sort of shit that makes you feel like here’s this very cool, important guy who’s noticing you and liking you enough to give you shit. Sometimes he’ll wink at you for no reason. If all this doesn’t sound like that big a deal, you have to remember that most of these pro reporters have to spend a lot of time around politicians, and most politicians are painful to be around. As one political columnist told Rolling Stone and another pencil new to the Trail, “If you saw more of how the other candidates conduct themselves, you’d be way more impressed with [McCain]. It’s that he acts somewhat in the ballpark of the way a real human being would act.” And the grateful press on the Trail transmit — maybe even exaggerate — McCain’s humanity to their huge audience, the electorate, which electorate in turn seems so paroxysmically thankful for a presidential candidate somewhat in the ballpark of a real human being that it has to make you stop and think about how starved voters are for just some minimal level of genuineness in the men who want to “lead” and “inspire” them.

Rest in peace Mr. Wallace.

  • Gordon

    So the dead dude was a right winger nutcase?

  • Avinash_Tyagi

    It becomes even sadder when you realize that McCain of today no longer bears any resemblance to the McCain the Late Mr Wallace wrote about, this McCain has become another one of those politicians that Mr Wallace denigrates in his article.

  • wakaiu

    Wallace shills for McCain… John McCain accepted the Republican Party’s nomination for president on September 4, 2008. David Foster Wallace committed suicide on September 12, 2008. Kind a makes you wonder and stuff, to borrow a DFW intonation.