That’s right, folks. I can see it now. Kids all across the world will be walking around, with the words “Fuck you” scrawled on their faces.
Yes — Los Angeles television station KTLA claims Marilyn Manson wrote the words “Fuck you” over his mouth and chin while walking through security at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday.
He’s so provocative and shocking. I’m shocked.
The singer was wearing mirrored sunglasses, a black hat and a raincoat; he was walking with his lady friend Lindsay Usich, and claims he was trying to keep paparazzi from taking his photograph.
“I just went through the LAX security line with Marilyn Manson,” writes a fan online. “He had ‘FUCK’ scrawled in large letters across the bottom half of his face, with what appeared to be a grease pencil.
“As we each removed our boots in the security line, he kindly explained that it was not directed at me or anyone else in the airport, but rather at the paparazzi, so that they couldn’t sell any photos of him that they took.
“He was really apologetic about it, and covered his mouth around young children while apologizing to their parents for exposing their child to profanity.”
He’s a douche.
I mean, when is he going to learn he’s not cool anymore.