You can watch that at the end of this post, suckas.
It seems like Rob Zombie’s been working on this movie for fucking ten years now.
“The Lords Of Salem,” Rob’s latest foray into horror film direction, stars his wife Sheri Moon Zombie as a Massachusetts DJ who discovers that playing a mysterious record somehow activates a curse placed on her town by a coven of witches 300 years ago.
Lucky for us, the trailer offers a barrage of Satanic imagery, including witches burning at the stake, pagan animal masks, bizarre rituals and Sheri Moon straddling a demonic goat.
Get ready to polish that helmet, fellas.