This is straight balls, right here
Thank Satan for Glorior Belli, a Metal Blade band who claim to be black metal.

The band — recently added to the lineup for the 2013 Maryland Deathfest — have gone above and beyond the call of duty, insulting tons of Suicide Silence fans.

Last week, Mitch Lucker boozed it up and hopped on a motorcycle, which he later crashed into a utility pole. He died soon after from his injuries.

I made some honest yet admittedly harsh comment that I got lambasted for. As if I wished the dude had gotten drunk and drove himself to an untimely demise? I might be a jerk, but I’m not a heartless creep.

I wondered why the hate stopped coming in over the weekend. I guess it’s because folks started taking aim at Glorior Belli.

The band wrote online after Mitch’s death was declared, “Haven’t you heard? Bi-bi-bi-bi-bi-bird. No seriously. There’s one less of those gay emocore kids alive. God bless motorcycles!”

Damn, dude. Just damn. That’s balls. Admittedly, hidden behind the anonymity of social media. But balls nonetheless.

Is The Goat in Glorior Belli without me knowing?

  • DrunkenPhysics

    I wish I’d taken a screenshot of your post about Mitch Lucker before you decided to edit it. Great ethics you have there. I love the line “We like to re-write history” incredibly ironic given the fact that the sentence previously in that place was completely different.

    What I really came to this article to point out is:

    “Admittedly, hidden behind the anonymity of social media. But balls nonetheless.”

    How is it ‘anonymous’ at all? They posted it from their band account.

    • christhescribe

      Edit? Lies, all lies. I moved stuff around, but didn’t change content. Your memory’s shit.

      Uhm, what I meant was, the comment could have come from one dude in the band. It’s not as though one of them signed off on it, personally. So it was anonymous as far as the band member responsible remaining unknown. Douche.

  • your a fucking faggot dude if i ever meet u ill kill you