Man, talk about a match made in poop heaven.
The only way this bill could get lamer is if they added Oceano and Five Finger Donut Rape.
Yes, young fools — Bullet For My Valentine and Black Veil Brides are the first two bands named to the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour, which is also, I guess, called the HardDrive Radio Tour.
That isn’t confusing.
Some of the dates for the tour have already been announced, and follow at the end of this post.
I think I’d rather eat a jar of cucumbers, pickled in Dave Mustaine’s urine, than go to see this tour.
9/28: Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia
10/1: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
10/2: Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
10/3: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory
10/8: Fargo, ND @ The Venue
10/10: Madison, WI @ Orpheum
10/15: Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
10/20: Poughkeepsie, NY @ Mid Hudson Civic Center
10/24: Myrtle Beach, SC @ House Of Blues
11/2: Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
11/3: Portland, ME @ State Theater