Bullet For My Valentine
Man, talk about a match made in poop heaven.

The only way this bill could get lamer is if they added Oceano and Five Finger Donut Rape.

Yes, young fools — Bullet For My Valentine and Black Veil Brides are the first two bands named to the Monster Energy Outbreak Tour, which is also, I guess, called the HardDrive Radio Tour.

That isn’t confusing.

Some of the dates for the tour have already been announced, and follow at the end of this post.

I think I’d rather eat a jar of cucumbers, pickled in Dave Mustaine’s urine, than go to see this tour.

9/28: Los Angeles, CA @ Club Nokia
10/1: Portland, OR @ Roseland Theatre
10/2: Seattle, WA @ Showbox Sodo
10/3: Spokane, WA @ Knitting Factory
10/8: Fargo, ND @ The Venue
10/10: Madison, WI @ Orpheum
10/15: Columbus, OH @ LC Pavilion
10/20: Poughkeepsie, NY @ Mid Hudson Civic Center
10/24: Myrtle Beach, SC @ House Of Blues
11/2: Montreal, QC @ Metropolis
11/3: Portland, ME @ State Theater

  • Chris Biersack

    You’d rather “eat a jar of cucumbers, pickled in Dave Mustaine’s urine than go see this tour?” Have at it! Isn’t that what a “internationally-published music journalist,” like yourself, dines on, anyway, Chris. Here’s a tip: If you are a SOMEBODY, you don’t have to tell someone else that you are. Looks like your personal dossier is littered with a plenty of “former” this and “former” that. Hard time keeping a job? Oh, by the way…please keep up your personal crusade against Black Veil Brides. It’s an absolute joy to consider how much their continued success irritates you. As always, I look forward to continued biased reporting by you against BVB.