Just when you thought it wasn’t possible for the Geek Squad to sink any lower on the morality scale. Not that all Geek Squad locations would stoop to such low morals but the fact it happens at all, at one or two locations is just disturbing. First they install webcams in someone’s home and now this.

Jasmine Grey, a porn star, brought her computer in because it was crashing every time she tried to use a webcam with it. It seems that scouring the hard drive for files is not common practice among Geek Squad locations but when an attractive woman brings in her computer, with a protected recycle bin, I guess that means all bets are off.

The “Agents” found 12GB of porn ranging from movies to very revealing pictures. Needless to say these movies and pictures were hastily restored and burned to DVDs for later review.

Keep in mind, at this point her computer still isn’t fixed. The Geek Squad dispatches an agent to her house to finally fix the computer and even more porn is discovered on her network which the “Agent” backups to a portable hard drive and shares it with the store.

Jasmine Grey dies in a car crash only a few days later. You’re taking a risk with the Geek Squad, not that they’re all bad or all incompetent or perverted. The “Agents” around here tend to be of the “incompetent” kind, I’ve never called them for that fact, not that I need to.

I’ve never heard anything bad about Geeks On Call, so try them for your computer repair.

Related:

Entry was posted on Thursday, July 12th, 2007 at 4:54 pm under Adult content, Technology, Uncategorized.

Read more entries by Jonathan Schlaffer.
Stumble It!