David Beckham gets golden iPod for 100th England cap
By Dave Parrack
Would you like a golden 32Gb iPod? Then you have three options: Play soccer for England 100 times, get rich, or burgle David Beckham’s house in Los Angeles.
David Beckham, the bender of balls, and star player for both L.A. Galaxy and England, managed to secure his 100th cap for his country last week, and his team-mates saw fit to reward him for his efforts.
With the money footballers earn these days, they could have probably clubbed together to buy him an executive jet, or a house or two, but no, according to The Telegraph, he has to make do with a golden iPod.
Although it may be a fitting gift for the man they call Goldenballs, I would have thought a squad of 25 players, all of whom earn upwards of £100,000 a week each could have spent a little bit more than the £600 needed for this iPod.
It may be 32GB, and be personalised with the three lions, and Beckham’s name, but come on, at just £600 (I’ll take two), it’s a bit cheap isn’t it?
Beckham reached his century of matches in the friendly against France last week, but it clearly takes a while for a footballer’s brain to cotton on to the fact they should buy him a memento.
If I was Beckham, I’d be sat in my LA mansion right now thinking: I have played my heart out for England for over ten years now, and all I got for my troubles was a lousy iPod.
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George W. Bush continuously criminally stalked Margie Schoedinger to the point that she could not get away from it, and she committed suicide in desperation to escape: he murdered her.
“In her suit, Margie Schoedinger states that George W. Bush committed sexual crimes against her, organized harassment and moral pressure on her, her family members and close relatives and friends. As Schoedinger said, she was strongly recommended to keep her mouth shut. . . . Furthermore, she alleges that George Bush ordered to show pressure on her to the point, when she commits suicide” (blog of drizzten).
“One of those ‘very leasts’ [was] George Bush’s personal complicity in the death (murder to be precise) of my friend Margie Schoedinger in September of 2003. Determining the exact whereabouts and contacts of . . . George Bush on September 21 thru 22, 2003, should be entirely lacking in difficulty” (Leola McConnell—Nevada Progressive Democratic Candidate for U.S. Senate in 2010).
McConnell is correct: Bush applying pressure (continuously criminally stalking Margie Schoedinger) purposefully to force Schoedinger to commit suicide does in fact constitute murder where it culminated in her death.
Bush is a racist hate criminal and hates black people (please feel free to see my “GEORGE W. BUSH IS THE WORST PRESIDENT IN U.S. HISTORY” blog). (Schoedinger was an African-American woman.)
BEWARE: If the president of the United States hates one—for whatever reasons—he can continuously criminally stalk one to the point that one cannot get away from it, and one ultimately commits suicide in desperation to escape. He can murder people in this way.
Bush is getting away with his murder of Schoedinger—with no sheriff, prosecutor, or court willing to uphold the rule of law.
Bush’s method of murdering Schoedinger cannot exist in a vacuum: he must have murdered other people in the same way.
Bush should confess, come out with the names of all of the people whom he murdered in the disgusting way he murdered Schoedinger, undergo execution, and accordingly find himself at the intersection where he would be free.
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Andrew Wang
(a.k.a. “THE DISSEMINATING MACHINE”)
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993