“Alright, alright, I’ll throw in 20 cows too. You drive a hard bargain my friend. No wonder they called you Slick Willie… ”
Confused? Enlightenment awaits.
Former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official.
Mr Clinton was offered the deal on a recent trip to Kenya.
He was offered the animals as a traditional African way of getting a father to give away his daughter’s hand in marriage.
(Hat Tip: Sky News)