You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I'll tickle your catastrophe!
For a Friday diversion, check out the Shakespearean Insulter. But only if you can handle being told things like:
“Your bait of falsehood takes this carp of truth.” —Taken from: Hamlet.
That Shakespeare could really turn a phrase, huh?
The title of this post? Taken from: Henry IV, part 2.