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Boston Police Blow Up Suspicious Looking Man

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Oh so funny…

Officer Charlie O’Hara of the bomb squad said, “We got a report of a man loitering in a high-traffic area with a bulky coat and a backpack. We cleared the area, snuck up behind him, attached the explosives and detonated him.”

Police later learned the man, Evan Johnson, was waiting for his girlfriend, Cindy Collins, who was getting a cappuccino at a nearby Starbucks. His backpack contained books and all that was under his coat was a “Wish you were beer” t-shirt.

Collins explained why Johnson was by the lamp post. “There was a long line at Starbucks, and Evan wanted to smoke so he waited outside for me. Next thing I know I look up and I see police blowing him up. I always told him that down jacket made him look puffy.”

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