Michael Reynolds Is Moving To Tuscany?
And he’ll still be blogging here from time to time, but he has a new blog about his family’s experiences…
Hey. I have an idea. Letâ€™s load up the kids and move to Italy.
Letâ€™s call the kids The Boy and The Girl. (8 and 10 respectively. Feet tall. Theyâ€™re very large kids.) Maybe weâ€™ll do names later. I donâ€™t know. For now letâ€™s give them some anonymity. That way they donâ€™t have to be real kids. They can be ur kids. Meta kids. But just as annoying as my real kids.
Letâ€™s load up the dogs, too. I can use their real names: Goofy and Pugs. Goofy is a 100 pound, blond Labrador Retriever. Heâ€™s sweet and profoundly stupid. And he eats poop. He used to eat furniture, but heâ€™s calmed down a bit over the years, and now merely enjoys the occasional turd. Itâ€™s not an attractive habit, but he is a dog, after all, and no oneâ€™s suggesting you date him.
And then, thereâ€™s Pugs. Ah, what can I say about Pugs that hasnâ€™t already been said about the Ebola virus?
…what a lucky piece of s#!t…