Formerly known as the Seattle Supersonics, the now super-lame “OKC Thunder” have unveiled their new name and colors of blue, red, and orange. The title is fitting for a state known for dust storms and tornadoes. Just like Tatum Bell stole Rudi Johnson’s luggage while claiming “I Ain’t No Thief,” Clay Bennett straight up stole the Seattle Supersonics.

Bennett should take a cue and learn by heart Tatum Bell’s eloquent “I Ain’t No Thief”- it will come in handy. The real loser here though is not the city of Seattle but anyone who was forced by this thievery to relocate from Seattle to Oklahoma City. I am so, so sorry. Oklahoma City Thunder? Well at least we still have the Seattle Storm. I will take the rain any day.

Community Oklahoma City Thunder is NOT OK