Bullet For My Valentine To Tour With Black Tide

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Bullet For My Valentine
I have two problems with this tour. First, Black Tide. Yes, its cool that they’re embryos and they can shred like criminals, but come on: I listened to their album, and it was OK. Not nearly worth the scads of hoopla it received. You’re still in school, dudes. Keep your head in those books, not in the studio. Second, Bullet For My Valentine.

I know a ton of people kiss this band’s ass for some reason, but I don’t get it. They suck. I don’t understand why kids eat this shit up but its like the old Avenged Sevenfold, only British. And the dudes in that band are right wankers. I got a chance to chill with them after they opened for Guns N’ Roses a few years back and they were cockier than a SoHo bathhouse circa 1968. Undeservedly so, if you ask me. They were mocking Guns, which, I mean, we all do. But who opens for a band and then knocks them, other than CKY?

OK, full disclosure. I never liked these guys and told them as much when I saw them. I said, “No offense, but I think you’re the worst thing to happen to this genre since The Darkness.” They respected and probably expected my opinion. But then, one of these fancies starts flirting with this girl who, literally a minute before, I had run into — a high school crush not seen since I was a senior. We almost kissed in that minute (she was fucking tanked and I was married), but didn’t. Then, this dude ended up walking off with her. But that incident does not affect my opinion of them. Hell, I’d let Overcast tag-team my girlfriend, if they wanted to.

I know a bunch of you probably dig this band, but trust me: There are so many other bands out there you could be listening to, you just don’t know it. You think BFMV is as hard as it gets. But you’re wrong. Dead wrong, son. Now get off my lawn. Here’s the dates for their North American tour which starts in September with Escape The Fate and Drive A. And Black Tide.

September 16: Wichita, KS – The Cotillion

September 17: Oklahoma City, OK – Diamond Ballroom

September 18: Houston, TX – Warehouse Live

September 19: Austin, TX – Stubbs

September 21: Tampa, FL – The Ritz Ybor

September 23: Orlando, FL – House Of Blues

September 24: Charlotte, NC – The Fillmore

September 25: Washington, DC – 9:30 Club

September 26: Norfolk, VA – The Norva

September 28: Scranton, PA – Cultural Center

September 30: Philadelphia, PA – Electric Factory

October 1: New York, NY – Roseland Ballroom

October 2: Albany, NY – Armory

October 3: Atlanta, GA – Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
October 5: Providence RI – Lupo’s

October 6: Montreal, QC – Metropolis

October 8: Toronto, ON – Sound Academy

October 9: Cleveland, OH – Tower City Amphitheatre
October 10: Buffalo, NY – Town Ballroom

October 12: Indianapolis, IN – Egyptian Room

October 13: Madison, WI – Orpheum Theatre

October 14: Fargo, ND – The Venue

October 15: Winnipeg, MB – The Garrick

October 17: Edmonton, AB – Edmonton Events Centre

October 18: Calgary, AB – McEwan Hall @ University Of Calgary

October 20: Vancouver, BC – Commodore Ballroom

October 21: Spokane, WA – Knitting Factory

October 22: Seattle, WA – Showbox Sodo

October 23: Portland, OR – Roseland

October 25: Boise, ID – Knitting Factory

October 26: Reno, NV – Knitting Factory

October 27: Los Angeles, CA – Palladium

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