SantaCon NYC Hits the Streets of New York City
Attention all sketchyÂ Santas and Ms. Clauses: Sweeping the streets of New York CityÂ on Saturday,Â December 11th, SantaCon comes to the Big Apple.Â The eventÂ begins some time around 10 a.m., but you can expectÂ manyÂ toÂ hitch their sleighsÂ outside the barsÂ wellÂ after the openingÂ sleigh bell, spewing forth this andÂ other such corny jokes about the holidays. (I hope this will beÂ the only suchÂ corn that they are spewing.)
According to the event’s website:
“Santacon is a non-denominational, non-commercial, non-political and non-sensical Santa Claus convention that occurs once a year for absolutely no reason. Santa will announce his starting location(s?) on the SantaConÂ website on the evening of Friday, December 10.”
SoÂ I guess stay posted?
The event’s website also offers a coupleÂ important provisos, specifically mentioning the fact that all Santas must attend in “full and glorious holiday regalia”, including, somewhat incongruently, as “Hannukah Harrys”. The event’s rules are not really fit to print, nor is the promotional picture (see above), which may or may not feature an inebriated Naint Sick drinking a Windex martini and staring up a young vixen’s dress.
WhileÂ SantaConÂ may not be the most wholesome way to spend a Saturday morning-into-night, isn’t that what New York City’s thereÂ for in the first place?
For rules, a larger picture of the holiday vixenÂ and an up to the second countdown for the event, click here:Â http://nycsantacon.com/