Zakk Wylde Wants To Be On “Dancing With The Stars”
Forget Lindsay Lohan — the next season of “Dancing With The Stars” could feature star guitarist — and Ozzy’s old right-hand man — Zakk Wylde.
In a new MySpace post on the Black Label Society page, a message reads: “Vote for Zakk to be on the next Dancing With The Stars! And yes we are serious!” And there’s a link to ABC’s Web site, where you can vote for Zakk to be on the show.
Holy shit, man. Zakk had hit rock bottom. Aren’t his legs all fucked up? How’s dude going to dance? And by whose definition is Zakk Wylde a “star?” He’s a dude with long hair and a biker jacket. But so far, the guy is getting a ton of votes from his fans. If this happens, I will poop in a fedora and wear it to a concert.
It would be fun, though, and a step up for metal from “Skating With The Stars.” And if Zakk gets low scores from the judges, he could always threaten to break their legs, even though he’s never broken someone’s leg.