Ask A Bombshell With Zeena Koda
Zeena Koda is back one more time before Christmas with responses to two more of your questions, and as always, she delivers. But the DJ you know and love from Sirius XM’s Liquid Metal can not answer questions if you don’t ask questions, so email us at chris[at]gunshyassassin[dot]com, and we will forward them to Ms. Koda who will get to them just as soon as she can in 2011. Enough from me… here’s Zeena on abusive girlfriends and the more enjoyable topic of Christmas music: It’s Ask A Bombshell with Zeena Koda, you bastards!
“What’s the one Christmas album you think we should own? — Telly”
The Bombshell says…
Christmas + metal albums never have yielded a good sum for me. Ever. I mean, King Diamond is the fucking MAN…like, I’d seriously let him sing “Abigail” to me in a bikini any day — and even he couldn’t revert my opinion of metal and Christmas because most of them make me silently cringe from cheesiness.
However, if you’re looking for something a little tongue-in-cheek, salacious and still kinda rockin’ at heart, I’d splurge for any Christmas/Holidays albums by Dr. Demento. He is HILARIOUS — period. “Santa’s Whore Is Comin’ To Town” is my jam.
“Yeah I live with my chick and she can be rather abusive. I’m over 6 foot and she’s a tiny little thing, and from time to time, she gets physical when we fight. My friends say I’m a pussy if I call the cops on her. I want to, because this shit needs to stop. She needs to learn a lesson and know this shit won’t fly. What do you think? Am I a pussy if I call the cops on her? — Name Withheld”
The Bombshell says…
I’m an aggressive woman; play fighting is kinda hot to me but I’m also in decent shape so sometimes I don’t realize the might that my punch has, especially with guys. There’s something about beating on a man for fun that — in theory and light practice — is steamy but when you’re entering territory of her hitting you in the throes of anger, it’s time to talk about it.
Things get crazy quickly and if you throw liquor into that equation, it may turn into a situation where you get so heated that you whack her in the face and no one wants to see that. Not many people are comfortable with the sight of a man hitting a woman; it’s just uncouth. You would be a pussy for calling the cops because you need to grow a pair and tell her to keep her hands off of you when you’re fighting — there are borders to everything and unless you lay them out clearly and verbally, she may think it’s FINE to keep smackin’ you up. When two people are together constantly or that intimately, it’s inevitable you will want to smack them up at least ONE time, so rest assured it’s natural but if you keep letting her do it, she will and getting beat up by a chick es no bueno!