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Craig Owens Is A Scumbag, Shoots Video With Porn Chick

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The actual video has yet to surface, but IsAnyoneUp? claims to have footage of Craig Owens — formerly of Chiodos and currently of D.R.U.G.S. — in a shady hotel room somewhere with porn starlet Raven Alexis. God knows what they were up to in there. But that picture pretty much sums it up. Naked porn star with rock dude who has a girlfriend (or several)? What do you think happened?

IsAnyoneUp? is working on getting the video up and has other saucy screenshots — one, of Raven giving those “I’m going to suck your dick until I start tasting brain” eyes. And Owens, himself, allegedly posted a picture of him with Raven (with clothes this time) online two days ago.

What a fucking scumbag! I mean, I guess I’m not the least bit surprised, because that’s what life is like for some band dudes — not all. And no, I am not jealous. If this dude does have a girlfriend though, this is one hell of a way of getting caught!

By the way, the numerous commenters at IsAnyoneUp? are claiming this is all part of an innocent viral campaign to promote D.R.U.G.S.’ upcoming album, and that Craig didn’t actually tap that ass. I’m not sure I’m buying that shit, seeing as one of the pics on IAU? shows him grabbing her tits like they’re handlebars. What do you think? Either way, this proves that dating rock dudes will only end up leading to embarrassing heartbreak.