So, what’s this you say about never hearing Orbs before? Get with it, brosephus! They’re, like, one of the the coolest supergroups since, like, ever dude.

The band boasts Dan Briggs of Between The Buried and Me, which should have your ass signing up for Orbs as it is. But then you add the cute and voluptuous Ashley Ellyllon (of Cradle of Filth) to the mix, and you’ve got something to throw in your pan and whip it up, motherfucker.

The band also features Adam Fisher and Clayton Holyoak of Fear Before the March of Flames, and Chuck Johnson of Torch Runner. The band’s album Asleep Next to Science was released on August 17, 2010, on Equal Vision Records. The band’s tour — the dates for which, again, are after the jump — also features openers Wild Orchid Children.

Orbs tour dates:
3/15: Wichita, KS – Oz Cafe

3/16: Tulsa, OK – The Marquee

3/18: Houston, TX – The Studio (feat. Enter Shikari)

3/20: San Antonio, TX – Korova

3/22: Mesa, AZ – The Underground

3/23: Anaheim, CA – Chain Reaction

3/27: Seattle, WA – El Corazon

3/28: Spokane, WA – The A Club Ballroom

3/30: Boise, ID – The Venue

3/31: Salt Lake City, UT – Club Vegas

4/1: Greeley, CO – The Atlas Theater

4/2: Boulder, CO – Club 156

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