Everyone make sure you’ve gotten your shots — sales of the female condom are expected to skyrocket this summer as Poison and Mötley Crüe will be hitting the road together for the first time on the “Glam-a-Gedon 25” tour. New York Dolls are booked to open the trek.
Funny, considering various members of the Crüe shot down rumors of the tour late last year (I believe they said something along the lines of, “Sure, when hell fucking freezes the fuck over…”), even though Poison’s Bret Michaels said the jaunt was a go in an interview.
The trek will hit select cities this summer, but a full list of those dates has not yet been released. Scant, rather confusing details for the trek have been revealed, though.
Tickets go on sale March 18 and the tour is supposed to kick off in Tupelo, Mississippi, at the Bancorp South Arena on May 25. Michaels will then continue solo, playing May 26 in Ft. Walton Beach where he will perform for the fans and troops as he did last Memorial Day weekend. He will rejoin Poison in Little Rock, Arkansas, at the River Fest Amphitheater on May 27. Michaels will perform another solo gig at the Hard Rock in Biloxi, Mississippi, on May 28. Bret will rejoin his band and Mötley Crüe May 29 at Rocklahoma. Poison will then continue on alone playing arenas from Memorial Day until rejoining the Crüe in Dallas at the Starplex Amphitheater on June 7.