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Trent — Please Don’t Play A Vampire In A Movie, OK?

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This guy's gonna play a vampire
I mean, how lame are all these fucking vampire movies. Even “True Blood” is kind of getting ridiculous, adding “wolf men” just because those “Twilight” fags did. I’d hate to see Oscar winner and Nine Inch Nails mastermind Trent Reznor in a movie, as a fucking blood sucker. I’d hate it.

Fat chance he can back out now. Contracts are probably signed already, and the ink, dried. So, the news is that Trent will be in a flick called “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter,” and will also play the role of a vampire who kills Lincoln’s mother. The movie is based on a mash-up novel [Edit: Fuck that phrase right in the rectum until it prolapses] by Seth Grahame Smith, in which the secret history of Lincoln’s lifelong battle against vampires is revealed.

Trent will also be handling the movie’s score. The film will be directed by Timur Bekmambetov, who also directed “Wanted” with Angelina Jolie. So you know it’s going to be shit.

How did you say “yes” to this? You’re the dude from Nine Inch Nails, man! Can’t you just be content to bang that smokin’ hot wife of yours and make fucking killer tunes? Chipping away at the old legacy, are we?

You go from the Oscars to…fangs? Fuck that noise.