Because lots of anal sex will be happening.
I was at my buddy Jason’s site The Gauntlet, and came across a rather interesting story. Apparently, some Web site I’m still not convinced isn’t just an elaborate joke like The Onion claims there will be lots of anal sex going down during the Big 4 this weekend…and not between Lars Ulrich and Dave Mustaine.
They’ll just be giving each other handys.
I think this is a joke. It must be a joke. In the graph that follows after the jump, which was taken from the site, it says “Gays” and “Fat Metal Chicks” will be getting the most anal action this weekend at the for-some-lame-reason-historic Big 4 reunion will go down with Metallica, Slayer, Anthrax, and Megadeth.
This has to be a joke.
Christwire’s article “not only are these bands responsible for devil worship, fecal frenzy anal sex acts in America, but they are also responsible for murder increase in other countries. Who knows how many lives we saved last week by notifying parents about the dangers of Coachella Fest. Let us do the same this week and let parents know their kids are in danger of becoming a Satan child or even worse a Homosexual.”
This is a joke. It has to be.
It has to be. It refers to Anthrax as “taking their name from the Muslim terrorists favorite chemical to send to people in the mail.”