Angela Gossow
If you’re a fan of Arch Enemy (and from the lack of interest in Arch Enemy posts on this site, I’m guessing you’re not), then you should head to the end of this post and read no further. Press play, and watch the first trailer released for the band’s forthcoming album. There’s even a snippet of new music for you to feast on.

Khaos Legions will be released on May 30 in Europe and June 7 in the U.S. through Century Media Records.

The album features 16 songs, boasting three instrumentals and the acoustic closer “Snow Bound.” Some of the songs set to appear on the record “Yesterday Is Dead And Gone,” “Under Black Flags We March,” “Cruelty Without Beauty,” “Thorns In My Flesh,” and “Vengeance Is Mine.”

Why is it that I can’t listen to Arch Enemy without wondering what Angela Gossow’s like sexually?

I may be a sex addict. Perverted? For sure. Because every time I hear that bark of hers, I wonder what she sounds like when riding the baloney pony. Does she bark in bed, too? That would be amazing and frightening at the same time.

She’s got to be amazing in the sack — she’s just gotta be. I’ve never seen Mike Amott frowning, have you?

  • Lydia

    Haha! I have the same problem with Peter Lindgren when I watch the first 2 Opeth DVDs. Man I wish I was a guitar sometimes.

  • Xander

    I’m excited about the new Arch Enemy, so don’t fret that Arch Enemy posts don’t get noticed. I myself think that Angela is stunningly hot, but the chick from Epica (shitty band, I know) is fucking gorgeous. Definitely blows Angela away.