Devin Townsend Is Selling A Spatula
OK, I had no problem with Devin Townsend — my hero — selling some of his old gear to help raise funds for the next Ziltoid record.
But this? Devin Townsend hawking a spatula on eBay. For $100? This has got to be a fucking joke or promotion for the new albums or something.
Would Devin Townsend really take $100 from a stupid fan for a fucking spatula?
I wouldn’t think so, but maybe. I think this has got to be some sort of social experiment Devin is doing just to amuse himself.
If you want to pay an inordinate amount of money for a burnt spatula Devin made mac-and-cheese with, go here. And while you’re at it, send me $100 because seemingly, you just have money to fucking burn.