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Every Time I Die To Record New LP Soon

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Every Time I Die
For months, Every Time I Die have been writing material for a new record. For months, I haven’t really cared.

Now, it seems Every Time I Die will be entering a recording studio to begin tracking their next album. This, according to the ever reliable Twitter.

In an update, bassist Josh Newton wrote: “About to spend 2,528 miles (1 day 16 hours +/-) in the van. buffalo > los angeles. entertain me. please. I’m not flying because our gear needs to get to LA to be on our record with us.”

So there you go. Recently, small-peened Every Time I Die guitarist Andy Williams said the “new ETID riffs are crushing. So stoked right now. I’m on another level right now. Cool.”



I feel really bad for this guy Andy Williams. He’s a giant, with the penis of a 10-year-old. I mean, his cock is barely there. It looks like an egg in a nest, so to speak. I wonder if this dude’s ever pissed on his own balls. I mean, it’s really that small.