So, last night, I had a dream about the ultimate woman, Kate Upton, after seeing this here picture. It was a naughty dream, for sure — but that’s as far as I’ll go but it did involve this very outfit: An American League jersey and a Yankees hat. And that outfit coming off.
That’s what gives your old Uncle Chris “excitement:” A fine dame representing my favorite team and my favorite league, from my favorite sport. That’s what passes for dream-worthy around your old Uncle Chris’ homestead. Sure enough, little doggie.
By the way, no — this has nothing to do with Dusty Boles, the former drummer for Rose Funeral. I’d rather A.) Talk about my boner-worthy Kate Upton dream at the front of some dumb post about some dumb douche, because B.) his lame band has only really gotten any exposure because Dusty Boles has been flashing his Dusty Balls all over IsAnyoneUp?
“The CD release is looking around Fall but we are still waiting to hear back for an exact release date,” says the band in a statement. “Dusty has left us yes, but he has also stopped playing music for a while. He wants to start a life and we wish him the best! We are working with a new sick ass drummer who we are excited to jam with!”
Fuck that ass clown. He can go to hell. Rose Funeral? Bad name, guys. I bet Dusty’s parents picked the name, because apparently, they’re not too good at naming things. Dusty Boles? There are SO many other first names that wouldn’t have been adjectives too.