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Fuck The Facts will be touring this summer in support of their new album, Die Miserable.

The tour actually kicks off in four days in Burlington, Vermont. Sorry for the short notice. We just got these bad boys yesterday.

I’m sure you will be able to get in. Maybe you can go backstage and offer the “security guard” minding the door a handy. Or you could just by tickets, because they’re probably still available.

If you want to see if Fuck The Facts will be fucking up your town, you can find those dates after the jump. That means, click the button that says “Continue reading…” The one right there. See it? Click it. Flick it like it was clit.

Fuck The Facts tour dates:
7/18: Burlington, VT – 242 Main

7/19: Providence, RI – Firehouse 13 (feat. David Carradine, Meek is Murder)

7/20: Brighton, MA – Pt109

7/21: Wilmington, DE – Mojo 13

7/22: Richmond, VA – Strange Matter

7/23: Raleigh, NC – King’s Barcade

7/24: Atlanta, GA – 529 Club

7/25: Charlotte, NC – The Milestone

7/26: Baltimore, MD – Sidebar Tavern

7/27: Hartford, CT – Whitney House (feat. David Carradine, Warfear)

8/18: Rimouski, QC – Cactus Show Bar

8/19: Moncton, NB – Manhattan Club (feat. Misery Index, Unbreakable Hatred)

8/20: Halifax, NS – Gus Pub (feat. Misery Index, Unbreakable Hatred)

8/21: Charlottetown, PEI – Baba’s (feat. Misery Index, Unbreakable Hatred)

8/22: Fredericton, NB – Capital Complex (feat. Misery Index, Unbreakable Hatred)

8/24 North Bay, ON – Granite Hall

8/25: Sudbury, ON – Jubilee Centre

8/26: Toronto, ON – Hardluck Bar

8/27: Port Burwell, ON – Outback Camping

9/16: Sherbrooke, QC – Bar Le Magog

9/17: Drummondville, QC – Cabaret Box Office

9/24: Quebec City, QC – Salle Multi De Meduse

10/9: Ottawa, ON – Maverick’s (feat. Napalm Death)

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