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Godsmack’s Shannon Larkin Denies Banging Old Groupie

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Eww
So, look at the picture of that old-ass, haggard-looking broad. Now, get this: She’s a famous groupie, and pretty much every dude in a commercially-successful rock band’s punched her guts. I know…I wouldn’t hit that with a bat.

Apparently, either would Godsmack’s Shannon Larkin. In an interview with Amy Harris (no relation), he denies banging that old bag of bones. And you know what they say: Who ever denied it blew a load all over it.

Amy brings up some show about groupies that VH-1 aired, and how in the show, they mentioned that Shannon was with this chick — named “Sweet Connie” — in Arkansas.

“You may have to excuse the crudeness here,” says Shannon, “but all I can say about that is, she sucked somebody’s dick that day but it wasn’t mine.”

Shannon said he was shocked by the allegation. “I’ve had a lot of shit said about me over the years but I figure, if I cheat on my wife it’s not going to be with a 60-year old. Evidentially, she is really into drummers. I didn’t see it, honestly, but my friends, believe me, all my friends told me, ‘Oh my God, you and Keith Moon and John Bonham.’ I don’t even know if she blew those guys, but she definitely didn’t blow me.”