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Taken out of context, that sounds really dirty. So, when I read a headline on Blabbermouth (“MEGADETH’s ELLEFSON: ‘I Miss Physically Being Able To Hold A 12-Inch In My Hand’”), like a 14-year-old boy, I giggled. I thought, ‘He probably holds at least half that every day in his hands,’ you know what I mean?

But, of course, he was talking about records. And not some guy’s wang. He’s the fucking bassist for Megadeth, for crying out loud. He prays before every show…he’ll hold a 12-inch Bible, but that’s about it.

After the jump, you can see a video of Dave talking about records. Real riveting stuff. Megadeth have a new album called TH1RT3EN coming this November.

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