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Ozzy Osbourne Loses Two Teeth

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She has all of her teeth
Ozzy Osbourne had a medical emergency five days ago, when two of his fucking teeth fell out.

Ozzy’s wife and manager, Sharon Osbourne, broke the news on an appearance on that horrible “Chelsea Lately” show.

During her appearance, Sharon said she received a call from her hubby right before going on the show.

“I just got a phone call from him,” starts Sharon. “He goes, ‘I’ve got a problem — my two bottom crowns have fallen out.’ I said, ‘The two front bottom ones?’ He said, ‘Yeah.’ I go, ‘We’ve got a problem.’ He’s got a show to do on Thursday (August 4).”

I love that Sharon’s first thought was “Ozzy has a show to do…he can’t miss it.” I mean, that’s love, you dig? That money train has to keep on rolling, no matter what. Sharon has shoes to buy, for fuck’s sake.

It is unclear whether had gotten his teeth replaced in time for his set at the Wacken Open Air festival in Wacken, Germany. But, he probably did.