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Sebastian Bach Blames Internet For His Divorce

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Sebastian Bach's new lady
Well, that’s a stretch, on the surface. But I could see that, I guess.

Basically, Sebastian Bach’s argument is now, anyone can go to Google and look him up and read up on how much of a womanizing scum he used to be.

The former Skid Row frontman recently got a divorce from his wife of nearly 20 years, Maria Bierk. He claims the marriage started unraveling after tales of his scumbag past surfaced online.

“When you go on tour starting in the mid-’80s and then someone invents the Internet in, like, 1996, you’re pretty much fucked,” Bach tells Revolver magazine, which people still consider a relevant publication. I can’t believe that.

“I mean, the shit on these web sites is the reason my three kids don’t have a father right now,” said Bach. No, not your own actions — but Web sites that reported on how much of a cocksman you were. “You can go online and there’s a ‘cock chart’ where you can check out my rig, and find these chicks typing whatever they want to type.”

I hate that 1980s rock dudes call their junk their “rig.”

“It’s tough being in a relationship with a guy who plays rock and roll. It takes a strong woman to do it,” said Bach. “Or at least a woman who doesn’t know how to use a computer.”

Bach recently started dating a young Indian chick named Minnie Gupta. Lucky fuck.

By the way, Sebastian Bach is divorced because he’s a douche who used women like toilet paper.