Black Mass
So, on August 11, we told you that This Is Hell would be putting out an album called Black Mass on October 11. This, after a weirdo Web site popped up. I figured this all out using my amazing brain and powers of deduction.

Today, This Is Hell has finally confirmed that they have an album called Black Mass coming out on October 11.

Guess that whole online campaign didn’t work? I blew the candles out on your cake before they even started the birthday song! Yes, I rule.

It’s really hard sometimes being right like this, almost all the time.

That’s the album cover, by the way. Man, being smart — or at least intuitive — is one of my best traits. That and my horse dick.

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