Rumpelstiltskin Grinder
Oh yes, dear friends.

Rumpelstiltskin Grinder have inked a deal with Candlelight Records. The label will release their new album Ghostmaker in the spring of 2012.

That’s a cool fucking title. Ghostmaker. The opposite of “Ghostbusters.” I like that a lot, actually. I wish that were my nickname.

“We are psyched to be on Candlelight,” says guitarist Ryan Moll. “Right now we are in the studio working on our third and most intense release to date. This album promises to be the fastest, darkest, most relentless and insane album yet. It will contain some of the most bone-crushing, graveyard stomping, Frankenstein/Dracula/Wolfman hate-fuck riffage written thus far.”

Duuuuuude. I love me some Frankenstein/Dracula/Wolfman hate-fuck riffage. Sign me up, and let this shit go down, suckers. At this point, I am just combing words together to try and form sentences. I’m tired.

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