If I were to walk up to Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s singer Jay Randall, give him a good hard shove, and shout, “What the fuck’s your fucking problem, pal?,” he would have an immediate response for me.
His problem is with Phobia frontman Shane Mclachlan.
Yesterday, Jay took to Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s Twitter and posted some pure hatred, and basically accused Mclachlan of being a wife-beating drunk.
“Shane Phobia is the Ike Turner of grindcore,” Jay Tweeted. By the way, I fucking hate Twitter. I don’t get why some people think it’s better than Facebook. I truly don’t, aside for the fact that you can communicate with stupid celebrities. I have no desire to do that.
The Tweets continues: “Long history of beating girls up when he’s drunk and if you think that’s cool — we ain’t…”
Say what? “Gave Shane Phobia plenty of time to figure out what he and his brother owed us and to stop bootleggin’/selling our shit on eBay — time’s up!…Shane Phobia went ahead with doing ANB merch without working a deal with us first and has I guess sold it for years now without paying us a dime… So glad I’ve been unknowingly contributing to this fuckin’ piece of shit crust punk’s beer fund for years now — fuck Shane Phobia.”
Of course, we’ve yet to hear Shane’s side. I’m guessing it will go something like this: “All of these allegations are false and Jay Randall is a nerf herding fucktard who can go suck a big old bag of dicks.”