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October 2011

Axl Rose Suffering From Bronchitis, The Shits

So, this is kinda gross...and clearly part of a ploy that will eventually lead to the cancellation of all of Guns N’ Roses’ upcoming U.S. gigs -- I am assuming. Yes, I am assuming. Because if history tell's us anything, at the smallest sign…

Lamb Of God Release Resolution Trailer

So, yeah -- we may have been the first to tell you this morning that the name of Lamb of God’s new album is Resolution, but we’re probably the last to show you the trailer. Yes, Lamb of God have released a Resolution trailer which contains…

Sammy Hagar Wants To Manage Guns N’ Roses

During a recent interview with Attention Deficit Delirium, legendary “Red Rocker” Sammy Hagar said he would manage the reunited Guns N’ Roses. Because that’s what Axl Rose needs...the Red Rocker involved in his shit. “They've proved it…

Iced Earth Announce North American Tour Dates

That’s right, baby. One of the band’s behind one of the year’s best albums will be hitting the road for a North American co-headlining tour with Symphony X.   “I'm excited to tour with Symphony X,” Iced Earth founder Jon Schaffer said.…

Cancer Bats Reveal Bat Sabbath Tour Dates

That’s right, cool cats! So, I guess this band Cancer Bats that people dig, inexplicably, has an alter ego. That alter ego is a Black Sabbath cover band called Bat Sabbath. Clever. After the jump, you will find all of the all-Canadian Bat…

Attack Attack! To Tour With Other Shitty Bands

Oh my Satan! I would rather hear the sound of a power drill coursing it’s way through my temple, and then, the bone of my skull before puncturing the soft tissue of my frontal lobes, than attend a single show on this tour. Attack Attack!,…

All Else Failed To Play Shows With A Life Once Lost

Fuck! ThePRP posted the dates that follow after the jump, even though I was promised a head’s up on these dates from a member of one of the bands on the bill. Yes, people -- All Else Failed, A Life Once Lost and Backwoods Payback will be…

Suicide Silence’s Mitch Lucker To Guest On Caliban LP

Suicide Silence frontman Mitch Lucker -- who I like to refer to as Mitch Lurker, given his reputation for online creeping -- will be making a guest appearance on the new Caliban record. Phat, right? Wrong. Caliban are one of those bands I…

Shadows Fall To Release New LP In April

Yes, yes -- whose got the keys to my RS? Shadows Fall have taken to the interwebernets to inform fans of the potential release schedule for their upcoming record, which they have been working on now for several months. The recording…