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Emmure Frontman To Ex-Kitman: “Suck My Dick”

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She thinks Emmure are jerks
Something tells me that was a serious request, and not just an insult. It’s OK, guys — it gets better.

In response to drummer Mike Kaabe’s recent allegations that he was fired from a band of dudes who love to party and ingest drugs, Emmure frontman Frankie Palmeri hopped on Twitter, and gave Kaabe a 150-character ass-whoopin’ of epic proportions.

Not really. It was kind of lame, actually. I was expecting something better, but then again, Emmure don’t strike me as geniuses in a van, if you know what I mean? More like students who need drool cups in a van.

“Slander on my name. Aint nothing new. For the record me and @jessemmure write ALL of the music including the drums. So Suck my dick,” writes a guy named Frankie.

“Hey so should I do a press release on what REALLY went down? Ehhh…nah. That fucking loser has it coming to him,” Palmeri adds. Wait — is that a threat?

I wonder if that fart lard’s ever been in a fight. I wish I could say I’ve climbed over dudes bigger than him to get to a fight, but he’s huge. Wider, actually. “Its always the person who points the finger who has only himself to blame. You are a broke-ass junkie moron…”

Ouch! How’s that glass house you’re living in, Frankenfooter?