This is beyond gross, and you need to hear it.

For weeks, we’ve been speculating on just how awful Lulu would be, and now, we know for sure that it is horrifyingly awful.

The album — compliments of a collaboration between Metallica and Lou Reed, which I like to call Metallouca — is worse than I even figured it would be. Like, career-altering for Metallica. We are going to be scratching our heads over this one for years.

Stream the disc here…if you dare. Man, this album is so bad, it’s scarier than Lou Reed’s face.

Lulu drops November 1 in the U.S.

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