Oh my Satan!
I would rather hear the sound of a power drill coursing it’s way through my temple, and then, the bone of my skull before puncturing the soft tissue of my frontal lobes, than attend a single show on this tour.
Attack Attack!, The Ghost Inside, Sleeping With Sirens, Chunk! No Captain Chunk! and Dream On, Dreamer will be touring together in 2012.
We have all the dates for you buttdarts after the jump. Man, if you go see this tour, you really should just give up on girls. Girls ain’t your thing, dude. Take it from me.
We’re just kidding, kids. They’re really all very awesome bands. And by awesome, we mean diarrhea.
Attack Attack! tour dates:
1/26: Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
1/27: Toledo, OH @ The Omni
1/28: Grand Rapids, MI @ The Intersection
1/29: Milwaukee, WI @ The Rave II (Downstairs)
1/31: Des Moines, IA @ People’s Court
2/1: Omaha, NE @ Sokol Underground
2/2: Fort Collins, CO @ Aggie Theatre
2/4: Reno, NV @ Knitting Factory Concert House
2/5: Sacramento, CA @ The Ace of Spades
2/7: Fresno, CA @ Rainbow Ballroom
2/8: Bakersfield, CA @ Golden State Hall at Chandelier Room
2/9: Las Vegas, NV @ Hard Rock Cafe
2/10: Pomona, CA @ The Glass House
2/11: Tucson, AZ @ The Rock
2/12: Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
2/14: Austin, TX @ Emo’s East
2/17: Tallahassee, FL @ Floyd’s Music Store
2/18: Jacksonville Beach, FL @ Freebird Cafe
2/19: Atlanta, GA @ The Masquerade
2/21: Raleigh, NC @ Lincoln Theater
2/22: Richmond, VA @ The Hat Factory
2/23: Allentown, PA @ Crocodile Rock
2/24: Washington, DC @ 9:30 Club