Obituary To Webcast Tonight’s Gig In New York
So, let me ask you something.
Do you live in a do-nothing town no band ever fucking visits? Do you never get to see cool shows and just end up attending Korn cover bands’ basement gigs? Do you live in New York City, but weigh 700 pounds, and can’t leave the house? Cancel that planned “Matlock” marathon tonight.
Florida death metal mavens Obituary will be streaming their concert tonight at Santos Party House in New York City — the venue owned by Andrew W.K. You should head here around 8:45 p.m. EST to watch Obituary fuck shit up.
Just sit back, turn that computer on, turn off the lights, spark up a joint of that shake you’ve been growing in your backyard, and “experience the mayhem in real time — for FREE,” a press release urges.
Says guitarist Trevor Peres: “The shows so far have been going awesome. We’re set to tear up New York City!”
I hope they bring lube.
You should totally check this live stream out if you have no plans later…or can’t leave your home because your ass is too huge.
I know there are some of you folks out there. I am just trying to be considerate, and give you some options. Don’t have a cow about it, ya fuck!