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Limp Bizkit Tease “Huge News”

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Fred Durst (circa high school)
Oh boy, I hope it’s like the ones that Disturbed, Thursday, Thrice, and Mudvayne recently made — the kind that goes something like, “We’re fucking done, and never, ever releasing a single solitary note of music ever again.”

Of course it won’t be that, but a boy can hope, right?

Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst is teasing some “huge news” that he says will be coming next month.

“Huge Limp Bizkit news coming in December,” the human cancer Durst Tweeted. “Very exciting. Be patient and get ready. Bring it!!”

Bring it? Bring it???

Who the hell still uses that phrase? I stopped using it in 1998…when Limp Bizkit stopped being listenable.

In the interest of full disclosure, I used to listen to the Bizkit. When they first came out, and I was in college doing massive amounts of drugs. That’s when I was a Bizkit fan. That first album isn’t horrible.

The second album was horrible, and that’s when I awoke from my fog and saw Durst for who he is — a pop tart.