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November 2011

Job For A Cowboy Wrap New Album Sessions

That’s right, kids. I know my friend Red Beard fucking hates Job For A Cowboy, and I’m of the opinion that I just don’t like them -- nor care enough to hate them. I don't know where you stand, but yeah...they've been recording a new disc,…

Video: Faith No More Play New Tune In Argentina?

OK, so this may be the very first proof we have that Faith No More could have some new tunes on the way. I tried super hard to find out if the song Faith No More played the other night in Argentina was a cover, but I typed some of the…

Review: An Evening With GWAR at the Showbox

As GWAR fans waited in line outside of the Showbox Sodo Tuesday night one had to wonder what the mood would be. They were there to see their heavy metal space lords, who were playing despite the tragic loss of guitar player Cory Smoot…

AC/DC Frontman Brian Johnson To Have Wrist Surgery

AC/DC frontman Brian Johnson will undergo wrist surgery in February 2012, according to reports. The impending surgery has led to the cancellation of Johnson’s previously announced solo tour. The trek, which was scheduled to kick off on…

Stone Sour’s Next Record Will Be Better Than Methadone

That’s at least what I took from Corey Taylor’s new interview with Billboard.com. He says that Stone Sour’s follow-up to 2010’s Audio Secrecy will be “probably the biggest thing we’ve done in our career.” Whoa. That’s fucking huge! “Right…

Lemmy Kilmister Suffers Hand Injury

I could make a masturbation joke here, but hell -- we all know Lemmy hasn’t had to handle his own meat since 1972. That was the last time Lemmy “dropped his seed” without the assistance of a woman in her early 20s. Trust me. However,…

HellYeah Almost Done Working On New Album

Did I say “album?” I mean fly-swarming pile of horse shit. HellYeah -- probably the worst thing to happen since the fiery crash of the Hindenburg, or at least the musical equivalent of the Hindenburg’s flame-riddled final ride -- has…

Roadrunner Officially Announces Gojira Signing

I could have posted this news yesterday, but fuck it -- you knew this Monday. Roadrunner Records has announced the addition of French whale-lovin’ progressive metal outfit Gojira to it’s stellar, near-flawless label roster. I can’t believe…