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December 2011

Katatonia Update Fans On Forthcoming Album

Oh yeah, homie. Ever notice the word homie looks like hornie. Not that hornie is a word. I guess it is now. I just noticed that. Swedish rock stalwarts Katatonia have provided fans with an update on their coming plans for the new year. “The…

Marduk Is Recording Right This Second

Well, this is awesome news to cap off 2011, what was actually a half-and-half year for me. A lot of good happened, but a lot of shit also went down. My search for Miss Right continues, but the site did well. And I did get laid. It’s not…

Dream Theater Frontman “Taken Aback” By Grammy Nod

I don’t know why. Someone paid good money for that nomination. He had to have known about it. I’m kidding. The Grammys are totally legit. Seriously. Some Web site recently spoke with Dream Theater vocalist James LaBrie about being…

Best of American Comedy 2011

Ladies and gentlemen, we are in the midst of another comedy boom. It hasn't yet reached the pitch of the 1980s with those thousands of Seinfeld clones on the stages of all of those newly sprung-up comedy clubs. No, this time it's…

Fred Durst Promises Two New Studio Offerings In 2012

Looking back on 2011, Fred Durst can’t be thinking that shit was a banner one. Limp Bizkit released a record no one fucking cared about, and Interscope dropped the band. They booked and then cancelled numerous tours, and Fred just ended up…

Silent Civilian Lose Touring Van

Dude...where’s the van? I’m sure it did not involve a night of drinking followed by tattoo sessions with strippers and aliens, but Silent Civilian can’t find their van. It’s missing, according to the band’s Facebook page. Silent Civilian…

Lamb Of God Vocalist Talks Caca Doodoo Poopie

That’s right. This post is about something we all do...even hot chicks: Poop. We all poop. I’m a two-time-a-dayer, at least. I love shitting. After eating, fucking and sleeping, it’s my favorite thing to do. Lamb of God frontman Randy…