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Arsonists Get All The Girls Are Writing

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Arsonists Get All The Girls
Oh. Phat, I guess.

Arsonists Get All The Girls are somewhere, sitting around with their instruments, crafting new tunes for their next album, the band revealed over the weekend.

The Santa Cruz, California-based band are currently “hard at work” writing material for their fifth full-length album, which has yet to be titled.

Arsonists Get All The Girls tentatively plans to enter the studio around March to start tracking the record.

Maybe I should become an arsonist. If they get all the girls and all, that is. I feel like being an arsonist wouldn’t be that easy, actually. It’d be hard to get away with.

In time, they’d definitely catch you, and in jail, arsonists are the girls. So maybe I shouldn’t become an arsonist.

There’s also that whole moral quandary of, you know, destroying the personal property of others and the potential losses of life that come along with such a hobby.

I don’t need that burden. And I don’t want to smell like gas for more than 10 minutes. That’s one of those smells that’s immediately enjoyable, but the luster wears off fast.