All Shall Perish Drop Off Lame Tour
Sorry, Europe — but you get some shit fucking tours. One just got even shittier.
Oakland, California-based extreme metal band All Shall Perish have dropped off the upcoming “Get Infected” European tour for “personal reasons.”
I bet you’d get infected with scabies or maybe even HIV if you were to attend this tour.
That could mean everything from a hangnail to death.
Personal reasons. It’s so ambiguous.
I’d like to think the reason is they don’t want to be associated with We Butter The Bread With Butter.
Because no band would want that.
Winds of Plague have replaced All Shall Perish on the trek.
The tour also features Caliban, Eyes Set To Kill, and Attila and kicks off in February.