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January 2012

Video: First British Soldier to Get a Bionic Arm

Cpl Andrew Garthwaite, a British soldier injured in battle, has been fitted with a new bionic arm, as a result of a difficult surgery lasting six hours in an Austrian hospital. Soon in the future Mr Garthwaite will be able to control his…

Isis Detail Forthcoming Releases

Yes, Isis are still broken up, but that doesn’t mean they can’t put out music. An update to Isis‘ Facebook page offers some exciting news. “We have a few things in the works that we’d like to talk about,” the post reads. “Some of you may…

Children Of Bodom Start Writing For Next Record

That’s right Children of Bodom fans. Get psyched. Get pumped. Now, FLEX! Aaaand release. Good, very good. It’s true: Children Of Bodom will begin writing new material for their next album in May. The band plans to record that music before…

3 Inches Of Blood: Album Art, Track List Revealed

The cover art for 3 Inches of Blood’s forthcoming album Long Live Heavy Metal is pretty simple. It looks like the cover of an ancient book, with a gloriously satanic symbol. I might just get that tattooed on my forehead. I mean, foreskin.…

Aborted, System Divide Back Out Of Overkill Tour

Say what? This blows a big burlap sack full of lamb and goat cocks! Aborted and System Divide have both backed out of Overkill‘s forthcoming “Killfest 2 Tour.” Don’t fret, folks. It is, after all, Overkill, and Belphegor are also playing.…

Florida Preview: Mitt Walks Away With It

According to FiveThirtyEight, looks like Mitt is certain to win in Florida tonight... The support for Gingrich had the floor drop out of it for two reasons. First, Romney has been outspending like crazy has gone gone incredibly negative.…

Book Review: The Nerdist Way By Chris Hardwick

The world is in the middle of the nerd culture's Renaissance. Just look at President Obama, Steve Jobs, and Joss Whedon—from the President-in-Chief to the captains of industry we're a nation lead, powered, and entertained by nerds. It…

Meshuggah: First Dates Leak Out

That's right, my child bride! Your father groom is super psyched. Today, some of those Meshuggah tour dates leaked out like Newt Gingrich's Depends. The tour will carry the banner "The Ophidian Trek," and also boast Decapitated and…