Weekend Nachos
What’s that? You don’t like Weekend Nachos?

Wait…you don’t like nachos, period? What the hell is wrong with you? Nachos rule grade school, fuckwad. And so do Weekend Nachos.

Jesus. You nacho-hating asswipe!

Weekend Nachos has announced a tour of the Eastern U.S. that’ll kick off next week in Cleveland at Now That’s Class.

The trek runs just two weeks.

We have all of those dates for you after the jump.

Weekend Nachos tour dates:
1/16: Cleveland, OH @ Now That’s Class
1/17: Buffalo, NY @ The Funeral Home
1/18: Haverhill, MA @ Anchors Up
1/19: New York, NY @ Abc No Rio
1/20: Philadelphia, PA @ Glitoria
1/21: Baltimore, MD @ Sonar
1/22: Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter
1/23: Charlotte, NC @ Milestone
1/24: Lexington, SC @ Oak Grove Civic Center
1/25: Tallahassee, FL @ AF Haus
1/26: Tampa, FL @ Transitions Gallery
1/27: Miami, FL @ Churchills
1/28: Jacksonville, FL @ Warehouse 8b
1/29: Decatur, AL @ Excalibur Vinyl / Planet Avalon
1/30: Nashville, TN @ Coco Cafe
1/31: Peoria Heights, IL @ Pizza Works

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