Being called for jury duty is the worst. I’d rather live in a world where men shook penises instead of hands when they met. It’s like getting a bill, only worse. You can’t pay it with money, you must pay it with time — spent with some of the lowest dregs of society. The DMV is a fucking vacation compared to jury duty.
I’m glad to know that famous dudes also have to suffer through this civil torture. Guns N’ Roses frontman Axl Rose has been serving on a jury in Santa Monica as of late, People has learned.
People reports the 49-year-old singer completed jury duty service on Tuesday “after serving four days of the trial process,” his rep said.
I wonder if he made it to court on time? I betcha he does.
“It was relatively painless,” says Rose. “I was fortunate that everyone in the courthouse and jurors were all really great, plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect.”
Oh, Axl — you’re so funny. I wish we were best buds. Then, I wouldn’t have to work. I’d just move into your house and eat your food. It would be the greatest.