It’s true, kids. Truly.
The Agonist have backed out of their upcoming tour with Wayne Static and Polkadot Cadaver. I wonder why they did that. On such short notice, too.
Defiler have been tapped to replace them on the bill.
The tour kicks off January 25 in Farmington, New Mexico, and runs through February 25 in Window Rock, Arizona.
Meanwhile, The Agonist’s Alissa White-Gluz was on MTV’s lame reality series “Made.” Video of that faggotry follows. Can you tell she’s Canadian? She’s got that laid-back way of talking I envy so much.