I am convinced donuts are laced with heroin.
Maybe not all of Dunkin’ Donuts’ donuts, but the ones they sell in my ghetto-ass neighborhood are definitely laced with some sort of addictive additive. Maybe they sprinkle them with ground up crack rocks. I am addicted to donuts. Yet, I am not putting on weight. Something is wrong here.
Meanwhile, in jolly old England, Black Sabbath continue to work on their reunion record, which is being produced by Rick Rubin — which means Rick will listen to the final version, nod, and go back to cropdusting his house.
“The guys have moved writing sessions from Los Angeles to Birmingham, England,” says an update to the band’s Web site.
“Sabbath has gone back to where it all started and it’s been just amazing,” the band says. “This is where the writing of the album will be completed. Funny how it all goes full circle sometimes.”