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February 2012

All That's "Gone" Is Your Time

Ashley Judd might've starred in the woman-in-peril thriller "Gone" had she not grown so long in the tooth in that subgenre (and now taking her strong, stop-at-nothing presence to the small screen). Instead, Amanda Seyfried plays The One…

Metal Masters 3 Set For April 12

Hmm. Something called “Metal Masters 3” will go down at the Key Club in Hollywood, California, on April 12. I am not familiar with this event, so I will just tell you what I do know. I know that Mike Portnoy will be there. That’s kind of…

Of Mice & Men Expat Releases Embarrassing Video

So, I don’t usually cover Of Mice & Men, because they suck. Like, a thousand cocks in Indochina. Seriously. If you don’t believe me, Google them, and see for yourself. But when I saw this video...I had to get it on the site so we could…

Autopsy Playing With Bolt Thrower!

Fuck. Yes. My. Man. British extreme metal masters Bolt Thrower will play a special 25th-anniversary show called Boltfest on April 7 at the HMV Forum in London, England. That’s cool enough, but Autopsy will also be on the bill. Also playing…

Enthroned Streaming New Song

Yup. It’s called “Nonvs Sacramentum” and you can hear it at the end of this post. The song is taken from Belgian black metal act Enthroned’s forthcoming LP and it’s nothing short of skull-fuckingly awesome and evil. Enthroned’s new album,…

Fear Factory Releasing New Album In June

Yes, sir. It’s as true as the fact that you’re genitals smell like muenster. Candlelight Records will unleash Fear Factory’s new album on June 5. Carrying the unfortunate title The Industrialist, the band produced the forthcoming record…