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Dance Gavin Dance’s Jonny Craig Still Loves Drugs

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Jonny Craig
I fucking think Jonny Craig is the biggest waste of sperm and eggs in the known galaxy. That little fucking shit robbed his fans to support his drug habit, and he’s a lame-ass.

Dance Gavin Dance have fired Craig, and according to reports, Jonny is apparently still using drugs. Like, a lot. He has also reportedly fled to Canada, avoiding a warrant for his arrest. Pussy!

This new drama for Craig started not long ago, after someone claiming to be close to Jonny claimed he was back on smack.

In a statement, Dance Gavin Dance refused to change its shitty name, and had the following to say about their former singer.

“Jonny is very sick right now, and needs to do what he can to get better. Being on the road is no place for someone in his position right now. He needs to focus on fixing himself. He has NOT been kicked out of Dance Gavin Dance, but we cannot tour with him in the current state he is in. We still wants to continue being productive and playing music that we have so much passion for, which is why we decided to continue with the tour without Jonny.

“We love Jonny and we hope that Jonny can do what he can to get better, because we have done everything that we can to try to get him clean. For this upcoming tour with A lot Like Birds, we will be joined by Kurt Travis and Matt Geise to fill in on vocals. We will be doing something that we’ve never done before, and thats preforming songs from all 4 full-lengths. For the time being, keep your eyes peeled and your ears piqued for new Secret Band music! See you all out on the road and make sure to come up and say hi to us at the merch table!”

Fucking junkies. If they don’t want the help, they don’t get the help. These dudes are fools. They need to kick him to the fucking curb.